My wedding dress is living in my studio right now as my husband cleaned out the shed. The box it was in was crushed by our 2003 taxes, and he has declared that he’s not responsible for it anymore.
So here’s my dilemma. It doesn’t fit, OBVIOUSLY, and what do I need with a pale pink wedding gown anyway?
Maybe you can help me decide what to do!
Pick A, B or C in the comments:
A. Do the traditional thing and have it drycleaned and “wedding packaged,” even though it’s been 17 years, I can’t afford it, and I’m not really that kind of person.
B. Cut it up and make journals out of the fabric.
C. Stick it in a new cardboard box in the off chance that Wes’s future bride will want an early 1990s pink gown, and she happens to be a perfect size 12.