When on the road trip last month to Arizona with Jill Berry, she told me to Google my first name with the word “unfortunately” preceding it. I finally remembered to do it this morning and here’s what I found! (Try it with your name!)

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Unfortunately, Carla suffered because of her humbleness.

Unfortunately, Carla won’t be appearing on stage this summer.

Unfortunately, Carla screwed up in the finale.

Unfortunately, Carla is standing behind the office door and overhears their conversation.

Unfortunately, Carla had already told Trevor about the extra bedroom.

Unfortunately, Carla could not attend the banquet.

Unfortunately, Carla didn’t mention what, if any, research is being done to classify UDP.

Unfortunately, Carla traps the troubleshooter in a tank of water.

Unfortunately, Carla’s posts there are bereft of references or substantiation.

Unfortunately, Carla would never dream of letting down her “fans” and so refuses.

Unfortunately, Carla has no one to blame but herself.