Mom (Me, Carla, age 46): Why don’t you call __________?

Wes (14): No.

Mom: Why not?

Wes: You wouldn’t understand.

Mom: Try me.

Wes: It would be like trying to explain space travel to a cave man.

Mom: No it wouldn’t! I speak Teenage!

Wes: One, you spoke Teenage 30 years ago. Two, you spoke Teenage Girl.

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