I have funny kids. Wes (14), you get to hear about more often here because he lives with me. But Christer (22, pictured above with his wife, Christi, and his mother, Carla [me!], rating the floats of the 4th of July Parade in Salida, CO a few years ago) you might not know.

Well no more. Below are some of Christer’s recent Facebook musings.

Christer Sonheim is easily satisfied with the very best.

Christer Sonheim is the lesser of 2 evils.

Christer Sonheim wonders whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Christer Sonheim is in shape. Round is a shape.

Christer Sonheim is an excellent man: he has no enemies and none of his friends like him.

Christer Sonheim so appreciates your point of view that he almost regrets dismissing it.

Christer Sonheim ‘s computer beat him at chess, but he sure beat it at kickboxing.

Christer Sonheim is wondering why he bothers to buy a meal when he only rents it for a few hours.

Christer Sonheim is always getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

And don’t miss his teacher website — “push” the dinosaur!!)