I’m getting on another airplane today. I’ve flown more in 2013 than I ever have — in fact, I think I’m going to be a GOLD member in 2014 because of it.
Some of you who know me well (or took my “Wretched Girl Journaling” class a few years ago), know that when I fly I am overcome with the urge to write cranky haiku. Here are a few from my last flight:
I cannot stand it
one minute longer. My legs
are falling off.
Window seats are great
when you can stretch your legs out.
But now, pure torture.
Those are the tame ones. I will spare you the really snarky one, where I attack the poor stewardess. (See? I’m TOTALLY not all smiles and sunshine over here.)
I’m off to visit my son and his college for Parent and Family Weekend. We have reading to do to prepare for it! http://www.stjohnscollege.edu/parents/AN/antigone.pdf
I’ll report back Monday with any new haiku.